Customer Requests Can Be Unrealistic
(I work for a large retailer at a mall as a security guard which means wearing a dress shirt and tie with a jacket. As it’s the holiday shopping season it is impossible to find parking. I had just parked my car to go into work when I was approached by an older lady in her vehicle.)
Customer: “Excuse me young man, are you leaving?”
Me: “No, ma’am. I just got here.”
Customer: “Why are you all dressed up?”
Me: “Well, I work at the store over here.”
Customer: “So you’re not a real person? You should give me your spot.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You’re not a real person. You don’t need to park here like everyone else!”



