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    Customer Requests Can Be Unrealistic

    | Wilmington, DE, USA | Top

    (I work for a large retailer at a mall as a security guard which means wearing a dress shirt and tie with a jacket. As it’s the holiday shopping season it is impossible to find parking. I had just parked my car to go into work when I was approached by an older lady in her vehicle.)

    Customer: “Excuse me young man, are you leaving?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. I just got here.”

    Customer: “Why are you all dressed up?”

    Me: “Well, I work at the store over here.”

    Customer: “So you’re not a real person? You should give me your spot.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “You’re not a real person. You don’t need to park here like everyone else!”

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