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    Cup Is Half Full, Brain Is Sadly Not

    | Florida, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Do you have decaf?”

    Me: “We do. What size would you like?”

    Customer: “Well, I was wondering if I could have half decaf and half regular?”

    Me: “Sure thing.”

    Customer: “If I do that, which one will be on the top?”