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    Culinary Confusion

    | Kenner, LA, USA | Uncategorized

    (I was working at the concessions stand taking someone’s order, when a man walks up and cuts in line.)

    Customer: “Hey, why does this theater look so run down?”

    Me: “Uh…well, it is kind of old, but as you can see from the sign we are renovating.”

    Customer: “Oh. Can I get a popcorn then? Is it fresh?”

    Me: “Sir, you just cut in line. I’m sorry, but you’ll have to get back in line if you want service.”

    Customer: “Oh. Okay.”

    (He pauses, but doesn’t move from his place beside me at the counter. I finish my transaction and clear up the line, and he’s still standing there.)

    Customer: “So…what’s up with those corn dogs?”

    Me: “What?”

    Customer: “Those corn dogs. What’s wrong with them?”

    Me: *looking around, utterly confused* “Uh…the hot dogs? I don’t see anything wrong with them.”

    Customer: “No, the corn dogs! They look awfully…green, don’t they?”

    Me: *following his eyes* “Sir…I think you’re talking about the pickles.”

    Customer: “Oh…that’s what they are? Could have fooled me.”

    Me: “…”