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Me: “Thank you for calling, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Hi, I’d like a personal pan pizza for my son.”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we’re all out of personal pans for the day. Can I get you something else?”

Customer: “No! I guess my son will just have to go ahead and STARVE!”

Me: “…”