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Cryogenic Chirpers
Pet Store | Springfield, IL, USA
(A customer is trying to find something else for her lizard to eat so she doesn’t need to buy live crickets so often.)
Me: “Well, we do have this can of freeze-dried crickets. I don’t know how well your gecko will take to them, but it may be worth a shot?”
Customer: “OK…so how do I bring them back to life? Add water?”
Me: “No…they’re dead.”
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