Cross Examining Churches
(I don’t work in tourism though I must seem like a friendly person since I do get a lot of people stopping me to ask questions of where things are.)
Tourist: “Are you familiar with the area? Do you live around here?”
Me: “Yes, I do. What can I help you with?”
Tourist: “I’m looking for a cathedral in this area somewhere.”
Me: “Okay, which one in particular? There’s about four around here.”
Tourist: “I’m looking for a Catholic cathedral.”
Me: “Okay, let me think… The Anglican church is that way; there’s one near but I don’t know what it is, one over up the street a ways–”
Tourist: “I don’t want no Anglican church! Bloody Anglican wh*res! I want Catholic!”
Me: “I think it’s that one right over there.” *I point at the church*
Tourist: “Yes, that’s a cathedral. It had better not be Anglican or I’ll hunt you down!”
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