Put A Smacker On Her Lips

(My boyfriend has been discussing how tired he is after studying for all of his exams the past week. We are going to meet up that afternoon and are discussing what we should do.)

Boyfriend: “But I really want to nap. Can we nap?”

Me: “Are we physically capable of napping as human beings? Yes, we have that capability. In fact, as college students, we have even more of a napping capability… as we are lazy. Or rather, we are always sleep deprived due to evil teachers trying to make us fail.”

Boyfriend: “Sometimes I want to smack you… but I want to kiss you at those times as well.