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    Creative Creature Literature 101

    | Memphis, TN, USA | Top

    Customer: “Do you have How to Catch a Mole?”

    Me: “I don’t know of that book, let me check.”

    Customer: “I have to read it for school.”

    Me: “No, we don’t have that.”

    Customer: “It’s really famous. I think Dante wrote it.”

    Me: “Dante? ”

    Customer: “Or someone like that.”

    Me: “What class is this for?”

    Customer: “English Literature.”

    Me: *inspiration strikes* “You mean Taming of the Shrew!”

    Customer: “What’s the difference?”