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    Crazy For Sushi

    | New Hampshire, USA | At The Checkout

    (I’m bagging a customer’s groceries.)

    Customer: “If my sushi tips over, I’m gonna punch you in the face!”

    Me: “Um, do you want me to put it in a separate bag for you?”

    Customer: “You’d better.”