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    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    (I perform technical service on analytical instruments for labs. I am in a lab fixing an instrument that has had a lot of issues.)

    Lab tech: “Just pray over it. That will make it better. Just pray.”

    Me: “I wish it were that easy! We’re almost there though.”

    Lab tech: “You pray over it, I will go to hell. I have to go to hell to fight the zebras!”