Crap, I Got Spawn Of Gorgoroth
(I work at an store that sells teaching materials. A guy comes in. Keep in mind I was the only person in the store at the time.)
Me: “Hello! Can I help you find anything today?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like to get an algebra book for my nephew.”
Me: “Okay.
(I show him the algebra books, and we make small talk about his nephew…)
Customer: “I can see the divine light in you.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “I went up to the mountain and Jesus burned the sins out of me. I couldn’t see anything except fire. Now I can see the divine light in people. You have it. You are pure and innocent.”
Me: *trying not to be completely freaked out* “Huh…heh…”
Customer: “I can see it…you are immortal!”
Me: “Okay…”
(Later, when my boss came back and I told her about this, she laughed and told me that according to this guy she was a Demon Slayer. I felt kind of swindled.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?