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    Crap, I Got Spawn Of Gorgoroth

    | Northern California, USA | Uncategorized

    (I work at an store that sells teaching materials. A very heavyset guy in a wheel chair comes in. Keep in mind I was the only person in the store at the time.)

    Me: “Hello! Can I help you find anything today?”

    Him: “Yes, I’d like to get an algebra book for my nephew.”

    Me: “Okay.

    (I show him the algebra books, and we make small talk about his nephew…)

    Him: “I can see the divine light in you.”

    Me: “…”

    Him: “I went up to the mountain and Jesus burned the sins out of me. I couldn’t see anything except fire. Now I can see the divine light in people. You have it. You are pure and innocent.”

    Me: *trying not to be completely freaked out* “Huh…heh…”

    Him: “I can see it…you are immortal!”

    Me: “Okay…”

    (Later, when my boss came back and I told her about this, she laughed and told me that according to this guy she was a Demon Slayer. I felt kind of gypped.)