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    Cow Skulls For The Numbskulls

    , | Tennessee, USA | Uncategorized

    (A couple from up north comes into our tourist shop.)

    Female Customer: “Oh look, honey!”

    Husband: “Oh, wow!”

    Female Customer: *points to little ceramic cow skull* “Ooh, could I see that?”

    Me: “Sure…”

    Female Customer: “Ooh, this is sooo pretty! What do you call them?”

    Me: “Well, I call them ‘cow skulls.'”

    Female Customer: “Ohhh, honey! She says they’re called “cow skulls”!