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    Cotton-Pickers

    | CT, USA | Food & Drink

    (I work at a stand in the food court of a mall. We make cotton candy, and I usually have one out for display with a sign that says, “Please do not touch”. Children are usually pretty good about it, but adults are a different story. A customer reaches out and grabs the cotton candy.)

    Female Customer: “Ooh, is this real cotton candy?”

    Me: “Yes, it is. And now that you’ve touched it, you have to take it.”

    Female Customer: “I don’t want that one; I put my hands all over it!”