(In the store we put on our own price tags, but customers have a bad habit of taking them off to get a lower price.)

Customer: “Hi, could I get a price on this?”

Me: “Sure.” *takes a look* “It’ll be $14.99.”

Customer’s daughter: *in Spanish* “Wow mom, that’s more expensive than the real tag!”

Customer: “No thanks.”

Me: *in Spanish* “Have a good day, and come back soon!” *wink*