Me: “Welcome to [interpreting company]. What language do you need?”

Customer: “I need Coriander.”

Me: “Coriander? Do you mean ‘Korean’?”

Customer: “No, they said they need Coriander.”

Me: “Ma’am, we don’t have any interpreters that speak Coriander. I can provide you with a Korean interpreter, however.”

Customer: “Okay, but I’m pretty sure they said they needed Coriander…”