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    Cookie Cutter Response

    | Perth, Australia |

    Me: “Tech support, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Why are you holding my website to ransom?”

    Me: “Sorry?”

    Customer: “I pay you good money every month and now you’re holding my site to ransom to sell your cookies!”

    Me: “Pardon me?”

    Customer: “I went to my site and when I tried to add to cart, it came up saying I couldn’t until I bought some cookies! I never agreed to this and I’m going to sue!”

    Me: “Sir, cookies is just a computing term. What you saw was the page explaining that you have cookies switched off and telling you how to turn them on.”

    Customer: “Cookies! Blackberries! Well I don’t know these kind of technical things!”