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    Conveniently Ambiguous

    | West Branch, IA, USA |

    (The store I work at has an unfortunate name that, although not intended, sounds very “adult”.)

    Me: “We go all out at [store]! How may I help you?”

    Caller: *sounding concerned* “Yes, hello. I was just looking over my husband’s credit card bill and I saw a charge to [store] from a few months back. I was wondering…what kind of a business are you?”

    Me: “We are a convenience store, ma’am.”

    Caller: “Oh, good, thank you! You have a fantastic day now.”

    Man, in the background of the call: “I told you!”