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(A customer walks in with an expensive 4G phone. It comes pre-loaded with the Iron Man 2 movie on the SD card.)
Me: “Welcome to [store]! How can I help you?”
Customer: “I have a problem. When I click on the Iron Man icon, it says ‘wrong memory card’. Why is that?”
Me: “Is that the original memory card that came with the phone?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “The movie is on the original memory card.”
Customer: “So, why isn’t it working?”
Me: “Because you changed memory cards.”
Customer: “Why’d I do that?”
Me: “I couldn’t tell you why you changed it.”
Customer: “Oh! This one had my porn!”
(The customer waves and walks out.)
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