Raising A Family Of True Barbarians

(My husband and I are both geeks. He’s reading ‘Memebase,’ and sees one about geek speed dating and Dragon Ball Z.)

Husband: “So, if I were to die, what would you do?”

Me: “Crush your enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.” *which is from ‘Conan the Barbarian’*

Husband: “This! This is why I married you.”

Me: “Then I’d bring you back and kill you again for messing up my selfish plan to die first.”

Husband: “Oh, that’s right! I did swear, by Grabthar’s Hammer, you shall be avenged!” *which is from Galaxy Quest*

Me: “Our kids have no chance at being normal, do they?”

Husband: “None.”