Confuse ’em With Kindness
(I am working as a cashier at a small farm stand and a man comes to purchase.)
Me: “Hello, how are you doing today?”
Customer: “I’m good. You?”
Me: “Very well, thank–”
Customer: “You d*** teenagers! None of you have any manners anymore! I swear, I have no idea–wait. What did you say again?”
Me: “Very well, thank you.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.”
(I finish totalling his purchase, he pays.)
Me: “Thank you so very much, kind sir. I certainly hope you have the most wonderful day. Please come back soon, if you wish.”
Customer: *sheepishly* “… thanks…”
This story is part of the Farmer roundup.
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
