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    Concession Confession

    | PA, USA |

    (A customer approaches with a half empty bucket of popcorn.)

    Customer: “Excuse, but this popcorn made me feel really sick.”

    Me: “I am so sorry. Was it too salty?”

    Customer: “I don’t know. What can you do for me?”

    (The guest’s daughter, who looks about 8 years old, speaks up.)

    Guest’s daughter: “Then why did you eat the whole thing and get a refill?”

    Me: “I am sorry, but there really isn’t anything we can do for you.”

    (The guest walks away, telling the little girl how she needs to keep quiet.)