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    | London, UK | Uncategorized

    Swimmer: “Could you please close the doors? There’s a draft coming into the pool.”

    Me: “Sure.”

    (After closing the pool, a customer watching her child swim calls me over.)

    Mother: “Could you please leave the doors open? I’m claustrophobic.”

    Me: “Of course!”

    (After opening the doors again, the swimmer talks to me.)

    Swimmer: “Why are the doors open?”

    Me: “A customer here is claustrophobic, and asked me to leave the doors open.”

    Swimmer: *yelling angrily* “What’s more important, her claustrophobia, or my comfort?”