At Least He Can Not Lie
(My boyfriend and I are cuddling on the couch, talking about our day.)
Boyfriend: “I heard a song that reminded me of you today.”
(I am smiling, as he never says anything like this, so it was quite a surprise.)
Me: “Babe, that’s so sweet. What was it?”
Boyfriend: “I Like Big Butts.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?