Customer: “Habla español?”

Me: “No habla español.”

Customer: “You just did.”

Me: “Excuse me, ma’am?”

Customer: “You just spoke f***ing Spanish. You’re a f***ing liar!”

Me: “I’m sorry. I only speak a few phrases in Spanish. I’d be happy to find an associate that speaks Spanish to further help you.”

Customer: “You’re a f***ing racist! I speak perfect english!” *storms off*