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  • October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

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    (A customer comes up to the counter to drop off laundry. Without warning, she sticks her hand into my cereal bowl, grabs a handful, and starts crunching. A confused look crosses her face.)

    Customer: “What on earth is this?”

    Me: “That’s my breakfast.”

    Customer: “Oh, excuse me–I thought it was a snack.”