Coming Soon: My Big Fat Greek Divorce

| Kansas City, MO, USA |

(A man comes up to the box office with his wife.)

Customer: “Two tickets, please.”

Me: “Sure, what movie.”

(Male customer just points at his wife. She does not notice.)

Me: “Uh, sir, I need to know which movie you’d like to see.”

(Continues to just point at his wife.)

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.”

Customer: “She’s a Big, Fat, Greek Woman!”