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    | Kansas City, MO, USA |

    (A man comes up to the box office with his wife.)

    Customer: “Two tickets, please.”

    Me: “Sure, what movie.”

    (Male customer just points at his wife. She does not notice.)

    Me: “Uh, sir, I need to know which movie you’d like to see.”

    (Continues to just point at his wife.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.”

    Customer: “She’s a Big, Fat, Greek Woman!”