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    Comic Book Guy’s Alter Ego

    | Norwalk, CT, USA |

    Man: *in a terrible French accent* “Ha-ha! I am the Butterfinger Crisp Bandit!”

    Me: “That’s nice.”

    Man: “May the Butterfinger Crisp Bandit get these for free?”

    Me: “Um…no.”

    Man: “Why not? I am the Butterfinger Crisp Bandit! I should always get them for free!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t give these to you for free. Two dollars.”

    Man: “Why the h*ll not?”

    Me: “Because I could lose my job.”

    (The man growls, and sluggishly hands over two dollars.)

    Man: “The Butterfinger Crisp Bandit should not have to pay, but he will…this time…”

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