Comic Book Guy’s Alter Ego
Grocery Store | Norwalk, CT, USA
Man: *in a terrible French accent* “Ha-ha! I am the Butterfinger Crisp Bandit!”
Me: “That’s nice.”
Man: “May the Butterfinger Crisp Bandit get these for free?”
Me: “Um…no.”
Man: “Why not? I am the Butterfinger Crisp Bandit! I should always get them for free!”
Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t give these to you for free. Two dollars.”
Man: “Why the h*ll not?”
Me: “Because I could lose my job.”
(The man growls, and sluggishly hands over two dollars.)
Man: “The Butterfinger Crisp Bandit should not have to pay, but he will…this time…”
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