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    | New York, NY, USA |

    (I was flying in first class when two women sitting across the aisle from me buzzed the flight attendant.)

    Flight Attendant: “What can I help you with?”

    Passenger #1: “The plane seems to be shaking a lot, and I almost spilled my bottle of water.”

    Passenger #2: “Yeah, and it’s also really noisy. We can barely hear each other talk.”

    Flight Attendant: “Well, the shaking is the turbulence that the plane is flying through, and the noise is coming from the engines.”

    Passenger #2: “Can’t you turn off the engines?”