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    Cold Hearts Can Lead To Warm Cockles

    | Manchester, England, UK | Awesome Customers, Food & Drink, Holidays, Top

    (My friend works at a coffee kiosk at a train station. We are experiencing the coldest day of the year so far. It is only 30 minutes after opening, so she has not had a chance to warm up.)

    Customer #1: “Cinnamon latte. Small. Now.”

    My Friend: “Of course, sir.”

    (My friend starts making the latte, but her hands are numb from the cold and she makes mistakes. There is a heater near her, but it only really helps her legs.)

    Customer #1: “Will you hurry up? It’s freezing! Can’t believe I had to wait for a train in this weather! At least my office will be nice and warm when I get there!”

    (Customer #1 carries on ranting and raving about the weather. At this point, another customer behind him, Customer #2, speaks up.)

    Customer #2: “At least you don’t have to work in this weather!”

    Customer #1: *smugly* “She has a heater! And the coffee machines are spewing steam all the time. She’ll be fine!”

    Customer #2: “Would you want to work here?”

    Customer #1: “Would I, heck! It’s too cold!”

    (At this point the transaction is finished and he runs off to his platform.)

    Customer #2: *to my friend* “What an idiot! What do you recommend from the new range?”

    My Friend: “The gingerbread latte is pretty good.”

    Customer #2: “Okay. I’ll have two, please.”

    (My friend makes his order and hands him the two lattes.)

    Customer #2: “Here, for you!”

    (He takes the second drink and places it in front of my friend, but walks off before she can say anything. The festive period has begun, so there are going to be even more brutish and rude customers than usual. However, there are some really nice ones out there too! Happy Holidays!)