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    Cold But Not Calculating

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    (There is a deal at my store that reduces the prices on DVDs if you get five or more. A customer rings up 4 DVDs.)

    Me: “So, you know if you get another movie, it’ll cost you fifty cents less than what you have right now?”

    Customer: “What did you say to me?”

    Me: “Um, well, we have this deal…”

    Customer: “If I wanted another DVD, I would have gotten one before. And I would pay for it, too, because I believe in the system we have running here. I don’t need no filthy communist telling me how to use my money!”

    Me: “I really don’t think that’s how communism works, but okay. That’ll be eight bucks.”

    Customer: “Don’t you tell me how communism works! I fought in that war!”

    Me: “Which war?”

    Customer: “The Cold War!”