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    Coffeeholics Anonymous

    | Radford, VA, USA |

    (A customer wanders in and stares around, sighing forlornly for a while.)

    Me: “Hello there. Are you okay?”

    Customer: *very sadly* “I just miss being able to have coffee.”

    Me: “Oh, that is sad! But we do have non-coffee drinks available if you’d like…”

    Customer: “It’s just not the same!”

    (The customer grabs a bag of ground coffee, opens it and takes a deep whiff. She then shoves it back on the shelf and runs sobbing out of the store.)