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    Coffee Prepared For The Fashion Impaired

    | Pennsylvania, USA |

    Customer: “You put too much milk in that!”

    (I put milk into the drink.)

    Customer: “Dump some of that out!”

    (I pour out some of the milk.)

    Customer: “Now add more ice!”

    (I add more ice, but the customer is clearly not satisfied.)

    Customer: “You guys always mess up my drink! It’s not that hard. Just make the whole thing again. This is ridiculous.”

    Me: “Sorry about that. I’ll remake it for you. Just a minute.”

    (Instead of waiting, the customer leaves the store in a huff. Another customer leans over the counter.)

    Another customer: “I would be that rude too if I was wearing a fanny pack.”