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    | Georgia, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Thank you for calling [drugstore], how can I help you?”

    Customer: “What time do y’all close?”

    Me: “We’re open twenty four hours, sir.”

    Customer: “But what time do you close?”

    Me: “We’re twenty four hours.”

    Customer: “What does that mean? I don’t know military time!”

    Me: “We’re open twenty four hours a day, three hundred and sixty five days a year sir.”

    Customer: “You’re not listening to me. How am I suppose to know when to come if I don’t know when you close?!”

    Me: “Sir, we never close. We’re always open.”

    Customer: “What?”

    Me: “No matter what time you come, someone will be here, sir.”

    Customer: “Well, what kind of stupid a** schedule is that?!”

    Me: “You’d have to ask corporate, sir.”

    Customer: “So wait…what time do y’all close?”