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    Close Encounters Of The Dumb Kind

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    Me: “Thank you for calling **** support.”

    Customer: “Um…I don’t think you’re going to believe this….”

    Me: “What seems to be the issue today?”

    Customer: “I think my computer was abducted!”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “I went to bed last night and my computer was on my dining room table. I woke up this morning late for work and rushed out the door. As I backed out of the driveway, I heard a crunch, and I figured it was a trash can or something.”

    Me: “…OK. And what does this have to do with your computer, sir?”

    Customer: “Well, when I checked it out it was my computer under the back tire. But I swear that it was still inside the house when I went to bed last night!”

    Me: “OK sir, unfortunately your warranty does not cover extraterrestrial damage, so any repairs to the computer will have to be paid with a credit card.”

    Customer: “WHAT?! I don’t want it fixed! I just wanted to let you know that your computers attract aliens. My insurance company already replaced it. I’m just waiting for it to arrive now.” *click*