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    | Kamloops, BC, Canada | Bizarre

    (A man calls me asking about his balance. The call starts out normal enough. In order get inform on account we need to get ID.)

    Me: “Okay, in order to help you, I need your full name and the last four digits of your social security number.”

    Customer: “NO!”

    Me: “Sir, if you want this information, I need to get your information.”

    Customer: “I don’t care! I’m not giving you my info!”

    Me: “Why not?”

    Customer: “You’re just going to give it to your alien overlords!!!”

    Me: “Well, sir, we already have your information here. We just need you to provide it so that we can verify–”

    Customer: *screams and hangs up*

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