October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Close Cousins Of The Fashion Police

| Dallas, TX, USA | Bizarre, Money

(I’m working as a cashier at a local mall.)

Me: “Okay, sir. Your total today is [price].”

Customer: “Can I get my 20% discount?”

Me: *confused* “20% discount?”

Customer: “Yeah, I always get 20% off of my purchases.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I can only make an adjustment if the item is on sale or if you have a coupon. We don’t have a standing 20% off discount.”

Customer: “But I ALWAYS get a discount.”

Me: “Umm… I’m sorry, but I haven’t heard of this discount and I can’t make an adjustment. I can get my manager and see if she can—”

Customer: “What’s your name?”

Me: “[name].”

Customer: “Well, [name], I want you to know that I’m reporting you to the sales police! Consider yourself warned!” *stalks out of the store*