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Clandestine Calorie Cutters

| Clifton Park, NY, USA | Uncategorized

Customer 1: “Do you have any sugar-free ice cream?”

Customer 2: “Yeah, that a diabetic can eat?”

(The two spend the next five minutes sampling almost every frozen yogurt we have and inquiring into the sugar content of everything. I went along with it, not wanting to put someone in a diabetic coma or anything.)

Customer 2: “OK, we’ll take two of the blueberry pomegranate yogurt on sugar cones.”

Me: “You’re aware that sugar cones contain sugar, right?”

Customer 2: “Oh, we’re not really diabetic, we just didn’t want you to sneak us something fattening.”