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  • Citizens Of Puooiam, The Customer Is Always Right

    | Phoenix, AZ, USA |

    Me: ¬†”… we will pick you up at the Pulliam airport.”

    Customer: ¬†”How do you spell Pulliam?”

    Me: ¬†”P as in Paul, U as Umbrella, L as in Lily–”

    Customer: ¬†”Lily doesn’t start with O. ¬†You meant to say Oscar.”

    Me: ¬†”But the letter is L. As in Lily, Lock, Luke…”

    Customer: ¬†”None of those words start with O.”

    Me: ¬†”You’re right… anyway, it’s spelled it PULLIAM.”

    Customer: ¬†”You mean PUOOIAM.”

    Me: ¬†”Sure…”