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    Circle Of Strife

    | United Kingdom |

    Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, I was just wondering what is currently showing at the moment?”

    Me: “Well, the current production is Timon of Athens.”

    Customer: “Oh? Is that another sequel of The Lion King? Can I book seats for that?”

    Me: “It’s a Shakespearean tragedy. It’s not about lions.”

    Customer: “Oh, so it’s just about the meerkat?”