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    | Michigan, USA |

    (I work at a grocery store where our policy is to take a customer to the aisle of the item they are looking for instead of just telling them the aisle number.)

    Customer: “Um, excuse me! Where do you keep your cinnamon?”

    Me: “It’s in the baking aisle. If you follow me, I can take you over to the right aisle.”

    Customer: “No. Can’t you just tell me where it is? I’m sick of you people. All I want to do is buy my groceries and you all keep saying hello to me and smiling at me! Where’s the d*** aisle?”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, cinnamon is located in aisle 8.”

    Customer: “I want to speak to your manager. You people are too f***ing cheerful. I can’t stand it!”