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Cigarettes Are His Achilles Heel

| New Bedford, MA, USA | Uncategorized

(A customer walks in, limping badly. His foot seems to be dragging lifelessly.)

Me: “Are you alright, sir?”

Customer: “No, I just shattered my ankle.”

Me: “Do you want me to call you an ambulance?”

Customer: “No, I just need a pack of smokes.”