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    Church At The Checkout

    | Christchurch, NZ |

    (A customer and her young daughter come up to my register.)

    Me: “Hi there! How are you going?”

    Mother: “I’m good, thanks!”

    (Her daughter spots the sponge we use to make the bags easier to open.)

    Daughter: “It’s the sponge! The sponge of baptism!”

    Me: *speechless*

    Daughter: “The sponge of baptism!” *places finger on sponge and wipes on forehead*

    Mother: “We’re not even religious…”