*Me: “What can I get you?”
 
Customer: “What flavors do you have?”
 
Me: “They’re right on front of you–twenty flavors. What would you like?”
 
(About five minutes pass.)
 
Customer: “Can I have the Strawberry Cheesecake, but can you remove the cheesecake?”
 
Me: “Sir, I can’t remove the cheesecake. It’s mixed in.”
 
Customer: “Well, I like strawberry, but not cheesecake.”
 
Me: “May I recommend strawberry flavor?”
 
Customer: “Oh, no. The strawberry cheesecake sounds nicer.”