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    Chippendales, The Golden Years

    | Syracuse, NY, USA |

    (Four elderly men enter the store. They are all at least 70, balding, and at least one has a cane.)

    Manager: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

    Elderly Man #1: “Are those bagels hot, young lady?”

    Manager: “They’re pretty hot. They’ve been out about ten minutes.”

    Elderly Man #2: “But are they as hot as us?”

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