November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Children Of The Corn Aisle

| Athens, GA, USA | Family & Kids, Top

(A women comes in with six children. They are all whining, complaining, and touching everything they can find.)
Me: “Are they all yours?”
Customer: “Girl, you crazy!?” *she looks at the kids* “Two, Three and Five, raise your hands!”
(Three of the children raise their hands.)
Customer: “They’re my babies. The rest of these, I don’t know. They just follow me around!”