Chez Cinema

| Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada | Uncategorized

(Note: we’re in a movie theater.)

Customer: “So, you guys got, like, showers here and everything?”

Me: “No, we don’t.”

Customer: *looking revolted* “Gross! So you guys just don’t wash?”

Me: “Well, not here, but when we’re at home, yes.”

Customer: “So you guys don’t have, like, rooms here or nothin’?”

Me: “No, sir, we don’t live at the movie theater.”

Customer: “THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD! *stomps off*

Me: “…”