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    Chez Cinema

    | Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada |

    (Note: we’re in a movie theater.)

    Customer: “So, you guys got, like, showers here and everything?”

    Me: “No, we don’t.”

    Customer: *looking revolted* “Gross! So you guys just don’t wash?”

    Me: “Well, not here, but when we’re at home, yes.”

    Customer: “So you guys don’t have, like, rooms here or nothin’?”

    Me: “No, sir, we don’t live at the movie theater.”

    Customer: “THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD! *stomps off*

    Me: “…”