Customer: “Hey, can I get these rolls at a discount?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry sir, it’s only 6:00. We don’t discount the bags until right before close.”

Customer: “Well, the girl last night let me do it!”

Me: “Sir, I was working last night, and no, I did not.”

Customer: “Alright, it was the night before! That girl!”

Me: “Richard?”

Customer: *slinks away*

Related:
Guilt Trip: FAIL
Impersonating Your Boss: FAIL