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Cheap Like White On Rice

| Minnesota, USA | Food & Drink

(We have a customer who comes in and complains every single time to try and get his meal for free. I have seen him in action so I know to be cautious, but alas, he complains anyway.)

Customer: “What’s wrong with this rice?”

Me: “I’m not sure what you mean, sir–”

Customer: “It’s too light in color!”

Me: “Does it taste bad?”

Customer: “No, but it’s too light! It’s usually darker!”

Me: “That means it’s fresh, sir. It just came out. The longer it sits, the darker it gets.”

Customer: “This is bulls***!”

(The rice was sampled and seen to be in excellent quality, but he continued claiming it was BS until he had to be escorted out.)