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    | Manitoba, Canada |

    (It is 9 AM. I am serving a mother and her young son.)

    Me: “Can I get you anything to drink while you’re looking at the menus?”

    Mom: “What’s in a Roy Rogers?”

    Me: “Grenadine and coke.”

    Son: “I want that!”

    Mom: “No, you can’t have coke for breakfast!” *to me* “Can you make it with sprite instead?”